Agency of the Year 2012
Posted: May 9th, 2010 | Author: Josh | Filed under: Humor | Tags: Agency of the Year, don't take this seriously, Humor, Not Real, Totally made this up | No Comments »
Source: From the AAP (Adholics Anonymous Press)
May 9th 2010
The “Adholics” have been voted most likely to succeed, and preemptively awarded business of the year 2012 by almost all top business magazines in North America.
“This is big news!” Adholics Principal Josh Fedie was quoted exclaiming as he received the awards in the mail today.
Well technically the awards arrived yesterday, but being that the mail carrier was a little later than normal on her Saturday rout, Josh decided to wait until Sunday to make the trek to the mailbox.
“I was on my way to celebrate Mothers Day with my family and remembered I had better get the mail first. I was so blown away by the news I had to call my mother and ask if we could reschedule!”
As shocking as this may sound to be awarded a coveted “Business of the Year Award” 1.5 years early, Josh explains that it was all a part of his business plan.
“My business plan was pretty simple, get a killer group of talented creative marketers, pool their talents and revolutionize the industry. Winning “Business of the Year” wasn’t until year three of my plan, but I understand the rush, The “Adholics” are going to be great!”
An unnamed business executive at another firm is not quite as happy as Josh is about the news.
“This is (expletive) How can you give them an award this early, they haven’t even officially launched! Look, if this is how the award process is going to be, I’m not even trying for 2013. Should I even hold my breath for 2011?”
I wouldn’t hold your breath too long. My sources claim to have information hinting that all 2011 awards will be canceled to build as much suspense as possible prior to the 2012 award season where The “Adholics” are rumored to steel the show, taking home not only “Business of the Year”, but also “Agency of the Year” as well as the never before awarded “Best in Universe”.
As far as other agencies throwing in the towel early out of frustration, Josh Fedie is just fine with that.
“We plan on winning for 2013 in 2012 anyway, this just makes our chances a little better.”
We’ll have to just wait and see, but it sure is looking good from where I stand.
AAP
Cheers,
Josh Fedie
The “Adholics”
www.theadholics.com
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